12-2006 What is your problem?
I'm Dumb 6% | I'm Ugly 13% | I'm Poor 29% | All of the Above 52%

09-2006 Which is worse to hear blaring at loud volumes from a passing car?
Rap 44.76% | Mexican Music 55.24%

08-2006 If you weren't a loser and actually had some money, would you sponsor an uncensored program like Daily Noise?
Hell yes! 85.71% | Hell no! 8.93% | Until I got a complaint. 5.36%

05-2006 Which is your favorite show segment?
F.U. Friday 45.74% | Cursed Movie Thing 24.47% | C.O.T.D. 21.28% | Box Office Predictions 8.51%

03-2006 Which is the lamest way to laugh in a chat room?
hehehehe 63.36% | LOL 36.64%

10-2005 Which is more gay?
Calling 7/11 "Sev" 75.00% | Going to a Green Day concert 25.00%

08-2005 Which Punishment awaits Sodamn Insane?
Tee Time w/ O.J. 52.87% | Death 24.14% | Life in Prison 22.9%

06-2005 What the hell is up with Tom Cruise?
A.D.H.D. treatments seem to have gone awry 55.56% | Katie's 'box' has brought him back to life 44.44%

05-2005 Which most accurately describes Michael Jackson?
Misunderstood Victim 29.73% | Kid Toucher 70.27%

04-2005 Which "Deep Throat" interests you more?
The X-Rated Flick 87.10% | The Watergate Dude 12.90%